*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
how do you smoke a weed brownie
i love how fandoms connect shit together that the writers probably didnt even think about.
i think this is how english teachers feel when they analyse novels in class
i wish tumblr had an option where you could reply privately to anonymous messages so the sender still remains unknown but you dont have to post it publically
boy hands are attractiv e